Your Favorite Movie Quotes....
#31
Wish in one hand and **** in the other and tell me which one fills up first.
You put the beer in the coconut and drink all up.
You can't touch a breast but you can cave in a chest...at the nudie bar.
It's only a game Focker.
Some of us can't see in the dark you f*ckin nibblehead.
You put the beer in the coconut and drink all up.
You can't touch a breast but you can cave in a chest...at the nudie bar.
It's only a game Focker.
Some of us can't see in the dark you f*ckin nibblehead.
#32
"I have GOT to get me one of THESE!" - Independance Day
"Bueller... Beuller..." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Ferris Bueller you're my hero" - FBDO
"Agghhhh!" - FBDO (Graham sez this into the phone when he's talking to the principal)
"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" - FBDO
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ***, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - FBDO
[ November 01, 2005, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: GrizZz ]
"Bueller... Beuller..." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Ferris Bueller you're my hero" - FBDO
"Agghhhh!" - FBDO (Graham sez this into the phone when he's talking to the principal)
"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" - FBDO
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ***, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - FBDO
[ November 01, 2005, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: GrizZz ]
#34
Originally posted by cujo:
Williamson: Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?
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Blake: What's the problem, pal?
Dave Moss: You -
[correcting him]
Dave Moss: Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? **** you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you ****sucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
and
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: **** you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.
Glengarry Glen Ross. Classic.
Williamson: Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?
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Blake: What's the problem, pal?
Dave Moss: You -
[correcting him]
Dave Moss: Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? **** you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you ****sucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
and
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: **** you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.
Glengarry Glen Ross. Classic.
#38
"TCB baby, TCB"
and :
"I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn't had a hard-on in years."
Elvis (Bruce Campbell) in Bubba Ho-Tep.
and :
"I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn't had a hard-on in years."
Elvis (Bruce Campbell) in Bubba Ho-Tep.
#39
"Five minutes till Wapner" - Rainman
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****" - Back To The Future
"A nerd is someone whose life is focused on computers and technology, but A geek is someone whose life is focused on computers and technology and LIKES it that way" - Can't remember what movie.
"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual." - Stripes
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky **** goin' on there. And it's green too!" - Dazed & Confused
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****" - Back To The Future
"A nerd is someone whose life is focused on computers and technology, but A geek is someone whose life is focused on computers and technology and LIKES it that way" - Can't remember what movie.
"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual." - Stripes
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky **** goin' on there. And it's green too!" - Dazed & Confused
#40
Originally posted by Blinddemonz:
“The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed.”
“The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the ****ing question.”
"Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop."
Mizzarty its litre cola lol
"Face it Forman, you're not a cheater... a wise man once said "know thyself" and that man was Tater Nuts!"
“The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed.”
“The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the ****ing question.”
"Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop."
Mizzarty its litre cola lol
"Face it Forman, you're not a cheater... a wise man once said "know thyself" and that man was Tater Nuts!"