Why it is better to be a man.
05-17-2004, 07:36 PM
#1
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1- Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.
2- Your orgasms are real. Always.
3- Your last name stays put.
4- The garage is all yours.
5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8- You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10- Same work, more pay.
11- Wrinkles add character.
12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00
14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17- One mood, all the damn time.
18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20- You can open all your own jars.
21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.
23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking "he must be mad at me".
27- No maxi-pads.
28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong friends.
29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in minutes.
37- The world is your urinal.
Ten things men know for sure about women:
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10. They have breasts.
1- Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.
2- Your orgasms are real. Always.
3- Your last name stays put.
4- The garage is all yours.
5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8- You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10- Same work, more pay.
11- Wrinkles add character.
12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00
14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17- One mood, all the damn time.
18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20- You can open all your own jars.
21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.
23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking "he must be mad at me".
27- No maxi-pads.
28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong friends.
29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in minutes.
37- The world is your urinal.
Ten things men know for sure about women:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have breasts.
05-17-2004, 09:44 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 189
Originally posted by Zutronius:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
</font>[/QUOTE]His friends find the nearest camera, take a snapshot and use it as blackmail or ballbust material for the rest of his life [img]smile.gif[/img][ May 17, 2004, 10:45 PM: Message edited by: MDXMan ]
05-18-2004, 12:07 AM
#7
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Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 4,655
9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Exactly, SAYS YOU. Some guyz infact A LOT do.
17- One mood, all the damn time.
NOPE
18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
Who do u talk to for 30 seconds ur mom? I know a lot of guyz that're on the phone for hours dude lol
36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in minutes.
My dad does it every year lol
Exactly, SAYS YOU. Some guyz infact A LOT do.
17- One mood, all the damn time.
NOPE
18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
Who do u talk to for 30 seconds ur mom? I know a lot of guyz that're on the phone for hours dude lol
36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in minutes.
My dad does it every year lol
05-18-2004, 01:40 PM
#9
Originally posted by Dukk:
You buy him free beer all night for 'taking one for the team'
You buy him free beer all night for 'taking one for the team'
How true that is. Happened to a buddy of mine, then afterwards he was like, she wasn't that fat [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
05-18-2004, 02:27 PM
#10
50 Watt CAFz'r
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 179
Why is better to have nailed 10 fat chicks instead of 1 hot chick...Because your buddies get sick of hearing the same story of the hot chick but never get sick of hearing the fat stories. And yes I am speaking from experience. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
