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Old 09-08-2003 | 07:37 AM
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"...IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE $HIT IN MY MOUTH...REVENGE FOR ME $HITTING IN THE FLOWERBED....."

The words spoken by a friend of mine on the phone at 7:30 am just after waking up.
Old 09-08-2003 | 08:41 AM
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Old 09-08-2003 | 08:49 AM
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when your standing at a urinal remember
"SHAKE MORE THAN TWICE AND IT'S WHACKING OFF"

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Old 09-08-2003 | 09:03 AM
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Originally posted by pat28ca:
when your standing at a urinal remember
"SHAKE MORE THAN TWICE AND IT'S WHACKING OFF"
So if you shake twice or less while not at the urinal its not considered whacking off??
Old 09-09-2003 | 04:00 AM
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Originally posted by Chris B:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by pat28ca:
when your standing at a urinal remember
"SHAKE MORE THAN TWICE AND IT'S WHACKING OFF"
So if you shake twice or less while not at the urinal its not considered whacking off?? </font>[/QUOTE]I believe that's called pocket pool. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
Old 09-09-2003 | 05:39 AM
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^The actual quote was from the movie "Hot Chick", where the bathroom attendant tells the guy "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."
Classic moment. LOL
Old 09-09-2003 | 07:03 AM
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yeah people used to say that saying when i was in high school.. damn that was a long time ago [img]smile.gif[/img]
Old 09-09-2003 | 07:13 AM
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Difference was you did it at the front of the class....
Old 09-09-2003 | 07:24 AM
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someone's gotta teach sex ed
Old 09-09-2003 | 07:37 AM
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This is the best thread ever.


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