Ontario University Humour
03-30-2004, 06:57 PM
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What does a U of T student call a Waterloo student after graduation?
- Boss.
Why don't they have Christmas at Western?
- They can't find a virgin and three wise men.
How do they separate the men from the boys at McMaster?
- With a restraining order.
A severe storm rumbled through Guelph last week and destroyed the
entire town:
- $10 worth of damage was reported.
Why is it so windy in Kingston?
- Because Queen's blows.
What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus?
- An undergraduate degree.
What's the first thing a York girl does when she wakes up in the
morning?
- Walks home.
How can you tell if a McMaster student is a heterosexual?
- He can outrun his roommate!
Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Guelph?
- Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Did you hear that the library at Ryerson burned down?
- Naturally, the students were very upset.... some of the books weren't
colored-in yet.
Why do York graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of
their vehicles?
- So they can park in handicap spaces.
How do you get a Western grad off your front porch?
- Pay him for the pizza.
Who does the Waterloo Engineering Society fear the most?
- The Ministry of Immigration.
Remember... friends don't let friends go to U of T...
- Boss.
Why don't they have Christmas at Western?
- They can't find a virgin and three wise men.
How do they separate the men from the boys at McMaster?
- With a restraining order.
A severe storm rumbled through Guelph last week and destroyed the
entire town:
- $10 worth of damage was reported.
Why is it so windy in Kingston?
- Because Queen's blows.
What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus?
- An undergraduate degree.
What's the first thing a York girl does when she wakes up in the
morning?
- Walks home.
How can you tell if a McMaster student is a heterosexual?
- He can outrun his roommate!
Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Guelph?
- Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Did you hear that the library at Ryerson burned down?
- Naturally, the students were very upset.... some of the books weren't
colored-in yet.
Why do York graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of
their vehicles?
- So they can park in handicap spaces.
How do you get a Western grad off your front porch?
- Pay him for the pizza.
Who does the Waterloo Engineering Society fear the most?
- The Ministry of Immigration.
Remember... friends don't let friends go to U of T...
03-30-2004, 09:23 PM
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How can you tell if a McMaster student is a heterosexual?
- He can outrun his roommate!
- He can outrun his roommate!
[ March 30, 2004, 10:53 PM: Message edited by: Zutronius ]
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