I really suck at golf.
07-02-2004, 04:26 PM
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today me and a few friends decided to check out Sauble beach for girls and cars, then decided to go golfing.
We are so bad. I went to swing the club and I totally lost my grip, where does it go? Into thick woods where it is lost. I went back to the pro shop, lied and said I forgot my clubs and they gave me one.
We sucked so bad we decided to try and hit the ball collector instead.
Who else sucks at golf or has good golf stories?
We are so bad. I went to swing the club and I totally lost my grip, where does it go? Into thick woods where it is lost. I went back to the pro shop, lied and said I forgot my clubs and they gave me one.
We sucked so bad we decided to try and hit the ball collector instead.
Who else sucks at golf or has good golf stories?
07-02-2004, 06:47 PM
#6
I'm not sayin i'm any good, but i did win the long drive comp at our staff golf tourney year before last.
I attribute that winning to the fact that we got up at 5am to start drinkin for a 6:40 tee-time.
Can't wait for this years golf tourney. I'm probably like a 15 handicap, although i haven't played in nearly a year probably. Do have me new golf driver on the way!!!
I attribute that winning to the fact that we got up at 5am to start drinkin for a 6:40 tee-time.
Can't wait for this years golf tourney. I'm probably like a 15 handicap, although i haven't played in nearly a year probably. Do have me new golf driver on the way!!!
07-02-2004, 11:10 PM
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I'll step up to the tee box and tell everyone i suck at golf.. I went once, and 168 strokes later i finished 9 holes and about 18 beer..
I spent the next 3 days in bed cause i was sore, its amazing what happens when you use muscles you didn't know existed..
Im gonna continue drinking beer,, atleast the hangover is gone by the early afternoon [img]smile.gif[/img]
I spent the next 3 days in bed cause i was sore, its amazing what happens when you use muscles you didn't know existed..
Im gonna continue drinking beer,, atleast the hangover is gone by the early afternoon [img]smile.gif[/img]
07-03-2004, 11:43 AM
#9
Although I'm not bad, I really haven't played as much as I would have liked in the past few years.
Golfing through college was mostly just a new drinking game also so that doesn't really count as practice.
We went golfing the day before my friend was getting married. We ended up getting kicked off the course (the whole group of 20 guys) and while we were packing up to leave we were so drunk the best man drove the golf cart into the side of the grooms car.
Another friend had his wedding reception at a golf course. The staff forgot to lock the proshop (which was accessible through the main hall) and we thought at the time (very drunk) we would take the keys to a few carts and go drinking on the course. Too much fun. The staff ws pretty young and just laughed when we brought the keys back. They hadn't even noticed and we bought them some drinks later.
My neighbour has a really cute 24 year old daughter that dropped the hint at golfing with me a couple weeks ago. So now I have a golf date on monday with her and she's very athletic. Hopefully she will be impressed that I "let" her win.
Golfing through college was mostly just a new drinking game also so that doesn't really count as practice.
We went golfing the day before my friend was getting married. We ended up getting kicked off the course (the whole group of 20 guys) and while we were packing up to leave we were so drunk the best man drove the golf cart into the side of the grooms car.
Another friend had his wedding reception at a golf course. The staff forgot to lock the proshop (which was accessible through the main hall) and we thought at the time (very drunk) we would take the keys to a few carts and go drinking on the course. Too much fun. The staff ws pretty young and just laughed when we brought the keys back. They hadn't even noticed and we bought them some drinks later.
My neighbour has a really cute 24 year old daughter that dropped the hint at golfing with me a couple weeks ago. So now I have a golf date on monday with her and she's very athletic. Hopefully she will be impressed that I "let" her win.
07-03-2004, 12:22 PM
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I quit lol Year before last year I hadn't golfed in a very long time so I went out with the entire family... 1st hole.. swing miss swing miss swing miss... kept goin for about 30 swings and said **** this picked the ball up n chucked it lol Walked to the ball chipped it to the hole a couple times and just decided to carry the clubs the rest of the 9 holes lol I haven't played since that experience lol. Everyone here is at the golf course, dads annual work golf tournament is today. Dads been golfing for years mom's been golfing for maybe 4 years i think and she's already better than dad lol Its sad when u play all ur life n try to get good and ur wife comes along starts the sport and shortly gets better than you [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
