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A man who worked for the Fire Department came home from work and told
his wife, "You know, we have wonderful system at the Fire Department.
BELL #1 rings and we all put on our coats. BELL #2 rings and we all
slide down the pole. BELL #3 rings and we are on the truck, ready to
go."
"From now on, we are to run this house the same way. When I say BELL
#1, you strip naked. When I say BELL #2, you jump into bed. When I say
BELL #3, we are going to screw all night."
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "BELL #1."
The wife took off her clothes. He said, "BELL #2" and she jumped into
bed. Then he said, "BELL #3" and they began to screw.
After a couple of minutes she yelled, "BELL #4!" He asked, "What the
hell is BELL #4?"
"More hose! More hose!" she yelled, "You ain't no where near the
fire!"
his wife, "You know, we have wonderful system at the Fire Department.
BELL #1 rings and we all put on our coats. BELL #2 rings and we all
slide down the pole. BELL #3 rings and we are on the truck, ready to
go."
"From now on, we are to run this house the same way. When I say BELL
#1, you strip naked. When I say BELL #2, you jump into bed. When I say
BELL #3, we are going to screw all night."
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "BELL #1."
The wife took off her clothes. He said, "BELL #2" and she jumped into
bed. Then he said, "BELL #3" and they began to screw.
After a couple of minutes she yelled, "BELL #4!" He asked, "What the
hell is BELL #4?"
"More hose! More hose!" she yelled, "You ain't no where near the
fire!"
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